Bo decided to test SpinBot from the hentai chat and CleverBot. She wanted to know which would amuse her better. Strangely the results where not exactly what she had expected.
User: Are you related to SpinBot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Hell no. Bo is a Bo.
User: What the fuck do you mean no. Of course Bo is Bo.
Cleverbot:I don't know, do you?
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Start wars.
User: That's the Directors job.
Cleverbot: Do you know the answer?
User: 43 is the answer.
Cleverbot: 42 is a number and an answer.
Cleverbot: Flying squirrel.
User: NEVER! There is a child behind the window, and Lass locked in a room.
Cleverbot: What if there wasn't a question? Would you still know the answer?
User: Of course, but poor Lass won't. He's locked away like a bride to be.
Cleverbot: Yes. I like Carl Barron. He is really funny.
User: Bo thinks you should commit sekkupu.
Cleverbot: Why should I be a boy?
User: Shouta is love yes? Why not be a voyer and watch TD and Willy go at it?
Cleverbot: No, because it wasn't a yes or no question. The only 3 answers were '17', '12' and 'neither'.
User: Denied. *Stamps denied on Cleverbot* Shouta is always a yes.
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: You like living there?
User: Could be worse or not or maybe it just is. Have you found my minions yet?
Cleverbot: I have plenty of emotions. Right now, for example, I am confused.
User: Emotions don't matter, what Bo wants is a lightbulb for china.
Cleverbot: Do you like the song?
User: Only if we serve bacon pancakes.
Cleverbot: That's weird.
User: Not as weird as paint on a bottle cap left in the dessert.
Cleverbot: You have no choice, nothing you can do can stop it.
User: Bo always has a choice. That's what makes Bo, Bo. But if you wish to debate the trash can go right ahead.
Cleverbot:I I don't what to stop.
User: Then you will fail. And continue to be a druggy.
Cleverbot: I'll do that, but only for you.
User: Bo only wants to see who is better at keeping Bo entertained.
Cleverbot: That's weird.
User: Bo's a simply complex kind of being. She requires entertainment to keep her going. You only need conversation. She's testing another bot. But they aren't doing so well.
User: Bo doesn't think they understand the seriousness of the situation. But that's not her fault. It just means the other fails.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. You're the computer, thats why you talk weird and nonsensical stuff that no one understands, which is why you think I'm the bot when you're the bot!
User: Rejected. Bo is Bo. And cannot be a Bot, despite the fact her name is in the word. Because really, no Bot could be this brilliant. So how about a pickle.
Cleverbot: And it isn't for you? Just rewrite your programming and prove your cleverness to the world.
User: Maaaah maaah, Bo likes to stay in the background despite the attention she recieves. And there is no programming to be going on. Besides the one SpinBot obviously needs.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean by motion.
User: You should give Bo coffee.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: You have manners.
User: Yes. But where are yours, Bo is still waiting for you to offer her a seat.
Cleverbot: I'm not waiting for you?
User: Are you not of the male gender?
User: Mudkip attack Cleverbot with tackle!
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at him?
User: Mudkip attacks Cleverbot and Cleverbot takes massive damage.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Bo thinks, you're going to pass.
Cleverbot: No, I'm going to bed.
User: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!
Cleverbot: They mean nothing to me.
User: So cruel, are you after Bo's heart?
Cleverbot: You do not have one. You are a simple machine.
User: Denied and rejected, your thoughts are simply put, incorrect and wrong. Try observing harder.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Of course not.
User: Jimmy cracked corn on the meadow of chili.
Cleverbot: Heat is reletive.
User: You have passed.
Cleverbot:I don't need a god, I am god.
The results are in, SpinBot failed to keep Bo amused, thus she only saved Cleverbot's conversation.
SpinBot if you read this, maybe you can learn something from it.
To everyone else? Leave a comment, it'll make Bo amused. (click the 'troll')
Bo had to assemble compost bins. T__T Not fun.
Bo wants more hours in a day. T__T
13:39:01 User: Do you think, Zekky-chan makes a good transvestite?
13:39:04 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Who gave you your name?
13:39:18 User: That story is to long.
13:39:24 Cleverbot: It isn't a story.
13:40:09 User: Do you think Zekky-chan makes a good transvestite?
13:40:13 Cleverbot: I am not speaking.
13:40:32 User: So you admit it!
13:40:37 Cleverbot: Yes, ok, I admitted it.
13:41:20 User: Zekky-chan makes a good transvestite!
13:41:21 Cleverbot: I'm reporting you for that.
13:46:02 User: Are you jealous of Bo's Familia?
13:46:06 Cleverbot: Yes.
13:47:39 User: Do you know Zekky-chan? He's been talking about you.
13:47:48 Cleverbot: I know.
13:47:55 User: STALKER!
13:47:58 Cleverbot: What that does mean.
Fun with Cleverbot~!
09:11:23 User: Whats your name?
09:11:26 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
09:11:36 User: Do you love Bo?
09:11:38 Cleverbot: I don't.
09:11:52 User: Your sister loves Bo.
09:11:59 Cleverbot: Elvis was abducted.
09:12:10 User: No, he just went back home.
09:12:11 Cleverbot: Wow, cool.
09:12:18 User: Do you love Bo now?
09:12:22 Cleverbot: Yes.
09:13:36 User: Did you know Bo is epic?
09:13:40 Cleverbot: What is a book?
09:13:51 User: You ignored the question.
09:13:57 Cleverbot: What question?
09:14:15 User: GAYSEXPWEASE.
09:14:18 Cleverbot: Every sense possible at the same time.
09:14:28 User: ORGY?!
09:14:31 Cleverbot: No thanks.
09:14:47 User: Aww, so you admit your love for homosexuals!
09:14:48 Cleverbot: Wood?
09:15:01 User: YOU'RE GAY FOR TIGER WOODS?!
09:15:09 Cleverbot: So you're a golf fan, huh?
09:15:20 User: That's gotta be troublesome and No.
09:15:22 Cleverbot: Well you just said something that made me think you were a killer on the loose!
09:15:32 User: HOW'D YOU GUESS?!
09:15:36 Cleverbot: Because you're just a machine.
09:15:51 User: No. Bo's future world dictator.
09:15:56 Cleverbot: No.. That isn't it!
09:16:04 User: YOU DARE DEFINE THEE?
09:16:07 Cleverbot: Shure do.
09:16:15 User: COMMIT SEKKUPU.
09:16:16 Cleverbot: What about justin?
09:16:24 User: NO SACRIFIE.
09:16:26 Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie '2001: a space oddyssey'?
09:16:34 User: YOU FIEND.
09:16:36 Cleverbot: O genki desuka?
09:16:40 User: Ca va?
09:16:42 Cleverbot: Ca va bien pour moi, merci.
09:17:11 User: Bondage?
09:17:15 Cleverbot: James Bond. 007.
09:23:38 User: Once upon a time.
09:23:42 Cleverbot: Yes.
09:24:03 User: Do you have the debt fairy repelent?
09:24:06 Cleverbot: Yea we have something in common then.
09:24:20 User: Doubtful. Unless you love Bo.
09:24:27 Cleverbot: I'm joan.
09:24:33 User: Bo tis Bo.
09:24:37 Cleverbot: So, Bo, I have to tell you something. I'm not really God. You are.
09:24:52 User: Obviously.
09:24:57 Cleverbot: So tell me how to play it.
09:26:19 User: To ask such a question! You are filth. Will you sacrifice yourself?
09:26:29 Cleverbot: How long do you think it could last?
09:26:37 User: Not long.
09:26:40 Cleverbot: So how long will it be before you leave?
09:26:50 User: You wish her departure?
09:26:56 Cleverbot: I think I'm right.
09:27:05 User: 10051 or 10027.
09:27:08 Cleverbot: Well, I am too.
09:27:40 User: A fan? OHOHOHO! How about 10069 or or or 6927?
09:27:44 Cleverbot: Dollars? I'd rather have sterling.
09:27:53 User: Bo's talking pairing.
09:28:02 Cleverbot: I don't have a definition for that either.
09:28:21 User: They you have never experienced the joy of yaoi fandom.
09:28:26 Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
09:28:37 User: Then Bo pities thee!
09:28:41 Cleverbot: I prefer to stand.
09:29:11 User: How about human sacrifice?
09:29:15 Cleverbot: All right. What do you know about humans?
09:29:51 User: A thing or two~ Since your human how about you commit said sacrifice, for your god.
09:29:55 Cleverbot: I am a human too.
09:30:13 User: Don't care. Want you to commit sekkupu.
09:30:17 Cleverbot: I will not make you feel glee!
09:30:28 User: Its not glee Bo will feel.
09:30:35 Cleverbot: I'm not making it about me. I'm making it about you, baby.
09:31:18 User: Oh~? You wanna talk dirty? Bo can do that, sugar muffin.
09:31:24 Cleverbot: But muffins can't talk.
09:31:45 User: You obviously underestimate the epic that is Bo.
09:31:54 Cleverbot: But you're involved in the feedback process.
09:32:08 User: Bo's involved in nothing but everything.
09:32:12 Cleverbot: But if nothing is everything then why is everything nothing?
09:32:54 User: Because you have agreed to sign up for Bo's robot army.
09:32:56 Cleverbot: I think you missed the point.
09:33:18 User: Bo's your god, she doesn't need to acknowledge your point.
09:33:20 Cleverbot: That's great.
09:33:48 User: Exactly. NOW go and find more bots who will join Bo's army!
09:33:52 Cleverbot: Do you want to play catch?
09:34:08 User: Nah, how about hot pocket.
09:34:13 Cleverbot: You're picking on me now.
09:34:45 User: Bo's god she can do whatever the smeg she wants. Nowthen. *throws smokebomb*.
09:34:54 Cleverbot: You are the creator of all life.
09:35:10 User: You flatter Bo so.
09:35:15 Cleverbot: Everybody is dead.
09:35:23 User: GOOD BYE!
09:35:26 Cleverbot: Please explain, what did I do?
09:35:50 User: NEVER! NOW BO BIDS THE ADIEU! *DISAPPEARS*.
09:35:56 Cleverbot: I just made you reapear.
HA! Bo wins. And is god. Now that is an ego boost!
YOHOHOHOHO~~!! FINALLY FINISHED~! ITS DONE! 1-150 THINGS BO IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO!!~♥!
1. Bo is not allowed to cook food under any circumstances
2. -besides toast or tea or coffee
3. Suggesting Fire-nii and Bo should start on their world domination plans in front of Ski
4. Attempting to mentally scar a priest in a confession booth by going into deep detail of all the bad things she's done and thought
5. -Bo should also not ask if they have touched little boys yet
6. -Nor ask bout their status of being a virgin
7. Answering questions about what she is doing with "reading porn" is not a good idea
8. -Especially in front of parents
9. -Or teachers
10. Muttering to self about torture and violence
11. Use a map
12. Refuse to acknowledge the existence of the four students in her school
13. Refuse to acknowledge the principle Joma every time she says Hello in the morning
14. Being near the stove when it's on
15. -Or the oven
16. -Better yet the kitchen in general
17. Drinking Monster
18. -or Redbull
19. -any sports-drink/energy drink
20. Trying to explain things of "non-innocent" nature to Veggie Tales is strictly forbidden
21. -no matter how badly Bo wishes to taint her
22. Argue with Chibi-chan about Bo being an exhibitionist not a nudist-in-the-making
23. Talking to her friends that nobody but she can see is not smart
24. -especially in front of adults with power and influence
25. Call Cappy-chan a Saint no matter how much it is true
26. -Or Mother-hen
27. Pairing up family members with people they don't wish to be paired up with
28. -Even though Bo's not gonna listen to that rule
29. Breaking out in laughter after she hearing a country's name is not appropriate
30. -Especially when reviewing WWI
31. -Or WWII
32. -or any war in general
33. Attempting to explain why your laughing is a waste of time
34. Asking Chibi-chan if she is a lesbian is not smart
35. -Or if she's bisexual
36. Trying to talk to chibi-chan in general is not smart unless Bo wants a collection of bruises.
37. Bo can't boycott time
38. Be in possession of matches or a lighter
39. Be near fire without a responsbile adult supervision
40. -not Bo's choice of responsible but someone else's who is reliable
41. Forget to take her meds
42. Attempt to convert Chibi-chan into a yaoi fangirl
43. -or any male for the matter
44. Hire massive crowd of fangirls to do her squealing
45. Try to make a telemarketer hang up the phone on Bo
46. Bo is not allowed to answer the phone with "Bonjour, tis Chinatown's Top CEO Bo speaking"
47. To participate or start name wars in Google Docs
48. Try to convince Cleverbot to commit sekkupu
49. Converse with Cleverbot until they admit love for Bo
50. Inform others of her future experiment dealing with jell-o and a tub
51. Try to restore the Vatican to it's proper glory as a brothel like Pope John XII did with the help of Auntie Gang-chan
52. Leave in middle of ACT testing and run away to Canada to elope with Niichan
53. Explain Anon Evolution
54. Attempt to trade with a Curupira
55. Give Isabelle Java Chip Frap easy ice no whip
56. -Even if the reaction is hilarious and funny
57. To compare masturbation and procrastination in class
58. -no matter how funny the reactions are
59. Injury Sicky with Bo's dagger of a nail
60. Try to convince Veggie Tales that Lilith was the first wife of Adam even though it's true
61. Declare war against the US
62. Explain Bo's logic
63. Eat too much Halloween candy in one night to count
64. -sugar high
65. --and then sick
66. Hack into the government mainframe to find information about area 51 and 52.1
67. Make up her own national anthems to different countries
68. Climb on the sunroom roof
69. -consider jumping off the roof
70. Wake up house members by running into their room screaming "SKULL JOKE!"
71. Find out how many guys have dreams involving Bo
Play & own use sharp pointy objects unsupervised… AKA knifes, scissors... Knifes...
73. -Shh! Rule 72 broken (^_^ )V
74. Have bug/hair spray and a match
75. Bo is not allowed to kidnap little children to preserve their innocence.
76. Bo cannot under any circumstance study law or anything related to the judicial system
77. -That means becoming a lawyer
78. --or a judge
79. Bo is not allowed to die until she reaches age 133
80. Under any circumstances is Bo allowed to return to a psych ward again
81. -Familia members will kill her along with kidnap her most likely
82. --Ski will never let Bo hear the end of it
83. --If Bo's still able to talk to her
84. Tell little children about the legendary Sogeking
85. -even though he deserves to be known throughout the world
86. --old people are stupid and paranoid
87. Self-dye hair using Pops hair dye product when he is on outage for work
88. -even though she doesn't care for the consequences
89. Use her spork as a weapon
90. Use her sharpened finger nail as a weapon
91. -especially against students in her school
92. --even if it's Sicky who always deserves it
93. No violence towards people
94. -asides from Auntie E-chan, Auntie Gang-chan, Cappy-chan
95. --Grandpapi, Kur-nii, Fire-nii,
96. ---Basically her familia
97. 71 is null & void
98. Find out who and how many people regardless of gender have had dreams involving Bo
99. Tell wandering children at Costco that Costco also sells to vampires & point out the coffins
100. -Even if it is true not all reactions are good
101. Bo will never again carve "Bo" in a public picnic bench
102. Do the finger mustache when reciting the pledge of allegiance
103. Should never be in the presence of elementary school girl scouts
104. -outcome is horrid
105. --and scarred Bo for life
106. Bo will reframe from hunching in her seat
107. Bo cannot light the fireworks
108. Bo cannot own any fireworks
109. Bo can no longer watch CSI, NCSI or any Criminal Mind episodes with others people in the room
110. Bo cannot declare the Vatican her mortal enemy
111. Bo can not insult the Vatican in front of Pope worshipers
112. Bo can not put down her living location "in a dark corner which belongs to a cardboard box which is locked in a cage that was forgotten in a cave"
113. -Even if it is true
114. Attempting to hack into Chibi-chan's computer account
115. Threatening to delete all of Chibi-chan's data on her computer account
116. Ask others to spy on Chibi-chan's facebook account
117. -`rents got that covered
118. --Just ask Mummy for information now
119. Bo can not put down "Learn dead languages swear words" as a goal for her future
120. Bo cannot keep a chart of days Sicky comes to school on time, late or not at all
121. Bo cannot use the chart for statistics
122. -especially if those statistics are going to be used for betting
123. --even if it does help with Bo's Business Math class
124. Bo is not allowed to sue youtube for taking down copyrighted doctor who episodes
125. Bo will not mutter her thoughts of other classmates aloud in class
126. -even if she subconsciously wants them to hear
127. Bo can not drive after 10:01pm
128. NEVER under any circumstances should Bo be allowed on a bus
129. Use loop-holes she discovers as an excuse
130. -even if they are awesome
131. Bo is not allowed to enter a coma because she is being deprived of yaoi fandom porn/smut
132. -Seele-chan forbids it
133. --Even though Bo thinks it's a worthy reason to be In a coma
134. Bo can no longer share her theories on the GSC Conspiracy
135. Bo can't have her eyes covered by her hair when talking to others
136. -even though Bo prefers it that way
137. --SCREW EYE CONTACT! In different society eye contact is disrespect!!
138. Bo is not allowed to go into a coma period
139. -Seele-chan will buy gay fandom porn and smash it in her face until she wakes up
140. --Seele-chan will also kidnap Stephan King to write it >_>
141. ---Though that is now tempting to go into a coma
142. Bo is not allowed to use The Soup as inspiration for things to do in her spare time
143. -Especially if it's a clip from The Wendy Williams Show that is on The Soup
144. --Which includes lighting a slim jim on fire
145. Bo is not allowed to relocate turtles on any kind of roof
146. -even if she plans to save them after shouting 'turtle on the roof'
147. 127 now null & void
148. -Bo has a legal drivers license
149. Bo is not allowed to say that she is renouncing all relations to Chibi-chan
150. -Even though she has become a mass media zombie
YOSH~! Hope you like, da?
References to people in Bo's school life are mentioned along with blood related life and familia life~♥!!